i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
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I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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