Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
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I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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