you win again, gameday.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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