There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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