You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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