I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
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He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
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It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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