i already hear my dad disowning me
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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