Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
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Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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