Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
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This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
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"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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