if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
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go home
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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