yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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