don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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