you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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