all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Randomize
