Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
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She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
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woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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