I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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