Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we made out on top of his cat.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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