just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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