Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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