piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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