Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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