If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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