I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
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One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
How external is "for external use only"?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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