proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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