he shaved USA in his pubs
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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