Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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