His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
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Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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