Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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