Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
