He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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