i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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