singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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