so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
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