Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I could fuck to npr.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Randomize
