i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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