Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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