Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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