their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
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