Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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