I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
