ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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