You're so nebulous sometimes
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
