guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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