Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
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I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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