White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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