and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
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My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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