And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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