he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Randomize
