i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
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