I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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