why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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