What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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