i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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