these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I believe in your delicious
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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