But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Your cock deserves a montage
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Randomize
