i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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