Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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