ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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