they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
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It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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