bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
whose parrot is this?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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