If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
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Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
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You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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