we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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